Synopsis:

Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate.

I’m Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I’d killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it’s a little more complicated than that.

Have I killed someone? Yes. I have. Who was it? Let’s get started.

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS KILLED SOMEONE

My brother. My stepsister. My wife. My father. My mother. My sister-in-law. My uncle. My stepfather. My aunt. Me

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What To Expect:

Family-based murder mystery reminiscent of Knives Out and drawing on techniques used by classic mystery authors like Agatha Christie. Told in a humorous tone, but contains lots of mature content, especially violence and profanity.

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Content Warnings:

Language: Heavy – Including religious profanity

Sexual Content: Closed door – One implied scene, a few references to sex without any detail, one kiss.

Violence: Heavy – Murder, suicide, detailed corpses,

Substance Use: Moderate – Involves alcohol, abuse of oxycodone, cigarettes, and drug dealing, but generally not detailed about use + addiction.

Prejudices: None

Religious Themes: None over all – One joke about a ouija board.

Other Topics: Moderate – Adultery, infertility. Criminal/gang activity. Death of various family members. Vomit.

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